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Ahh, the Bachelor Party
Although we live in Michigan, when I planned my friend "Mike's" bachelor party it crossed state lines because he went to school near Chicago. So, we started off in Michigan where the local old hag of a bar owner bought him some drinks and flirted wi... Read
10/01/2009 3:31 PM PT - Random - by inultus
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Imagine bag of goon, five drunken girls and crazy friends packed in a rich snob’s house. Throw in various shots (like Schnapps, Tequila and Vodka) and deli made burgers and your night is shaping as a fun night. But sometimes karma interferes and tamp... Read
09/30/2009 6:02 AM PT - Girls - by Kyle Gamble
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Most fucking expensive piggyback ride
I’m at my friend’s house and two of the guys there play hockey for the school’s team and had 3 semi professional cheerleaders there. All three were freakin hot and absolutely getting rowdy. My buddy hooked me up with some tonic water and I had 4 G+T’... Read
09/20/2009 2:13 PM PT - College - by toothfairy
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New Years Tale
A good few years ago, I had split up with my first wife(may the bitch rot in hell). It was new years eve and my friends decided i must be depressed, so they came up to my house with a shit load of beers and a helluva lot of vodka. After the bells(12... Read
09/18/2009 11:35 AM PT - Party - by tartanman
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Public drunkeness and stalkers
I went to college in a small place in NE. On weekends, we'd drive to Lincoln about 40 miles away and party. One day, I decided to drink before going to the mall, so I drank half of a bunch of soda bottles and filled them half with vodka and drank the... Read
09/16/2009 12:30 AM PT - College - by mrthejazz
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The smell of booze and carpet cleaner in the morning..
I was at a pool hall last night with my Peruvian friend and his brother. It was my friends last night in town before running off to be an officer. We start playing pool, and both him and his brother are good, and its not boding well for me. I'm drink... Read
09/15/2009 7:26 PM PT - College - by 8ball
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No happy in my happy meal
About 3 years ago I was in sunny Spain, a lovely place called Salou. On the first night we decided on a pub crawl. Pished as a fart, i decided to go McDs. What a huge mistake! I was escorted off by a GUN toting security guard, who told me I had too... Read
09/15/2009 6:40 PM PT - Random - by QtrWithCheese
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Jello shooters and losers don't mix
A friend had a full tray of jello shots with vodka for a party he was going to have the next day in his fridge. His roommate, a tightass with contempt in his heart for any type of our beloved social lubricant, came home from work early, but nonethele... Read
09/13/2009 4:45 PM PT - Party - by jello
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I love beer!
Last weekend I drove the boys out to a local campground at about 110mph smoking our last doob on the way; fully expecting to find more when we arrived. When we get there we find out that not only were there no drugs, but there were only 7 beers left... Read
09/12/2009 3:27 PM PT - Party - by ilovebeer
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Italian stallion
So my roommate and I had two guests visiting us for the weekend. We deiced to go out and get shit faced on the Friday night. We went to our usual bar and proceeded to get trashed. I was getting a drink, and I saw this girl and started talking to... Read
09/09/2009 1:00 PM PT - Girls - by rocky
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